The situation: A BBQ/House Party/Piss Up, hosted by a high school friend, Frank (not his real name)
The players: High school friends, uni friends of the host, hangers on etc
The protagonist: Cute girl.
The antagonist: Me
Me notices cute girl at party. He finds her vaguely reminiscent, but puts it down to either the fact she has been to previous pissups or the misfiring neurons that give Me constant deja-vu. Me waits patiently for the right time to mosey on over and have a chat.
Me: Hi
CG: Hi, howz it going?
Me: Good, good. (nostalgic pause for effect) So how do you fit in with social puzzle here?
CG: (not so nostalgic pause, but definitely for effect). You and I went to high school with Frank. We were in the same year.
Me: (holy mother of god, damn you years of substance abuse, "is it possible to salvage anything now?" pause of infinte length and pwnage) Gurgle.
Yep, that one's going in a script one day.
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