Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Proof

No good deed goes unpunished:

$1.4m bag left on bench

A guy returns a bag with 1.4 million dollars of shit in it to some absent minded Kanucks. His reward: "You have to be a real man to return that bag. Even the bag is expensive. We're really, really thankful to that guy."

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story
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Rock, what rock? Drunk driver misses Uluru

Picture this. It's the middle of the night, you're pissed, you're lost and you ask a cop for directions to Uluru. He points out the 340 metre rock your headlights are illumiating is said national treasure. Writer of the article: "It casts an imposing shadow over the flat landscape around it." At night?

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