Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Quote of the day

I’m flying to the US this afternoon. I’m going to try to smuggle a jar of Nivea cream on board. Then, half-way through the flight I’m going to stand up and scream, “Look out! There’s a balm on board. Salve yourselves! Aarrrggh!”


Funny

Almost as funny as a Fark commenter the other day on why Americans shouldn't FrogBash: "If it wasn't for the French, we'd be speaking English right now"

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