I have declared war.

I have decided to declare war on the Sun. I don't like how it sits there, 10,000 times larger than us. It's a threat. I've done the maths and it is only a matter of time before it gets angry and wipes us out of the solar system. We need to take the initiative and strike at it before it strikes at us. Plus, it's yellow and causes me pain simply for looking at it. That's not sane behaviour, in my book. It's gone rogue.



Last known picture of the ISS and Shuttle Atlantis before their mysterious disappearance. Scientists believe culprit may be lurking in the background.