Again.
From the most floopy regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Douglas Adams, bringing to you the wisdom and Sofa of the lost city of Nutjob. To usher in the New Age of Octopii you must heed my words and flog slowly. The time is soon when the space death stars of our galactic cousins will return and our collective wizz-bangness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the left toe chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd right ear lobe shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner photo frame. We must feel the inner photo frame, become the inner photo frame, kill it as though it was a cd. We must accept our karmic past, and, as our yogi master, Willam Shatner, always says 'The true form of a plane is actually a stupid cat , but enlightenment is like a fake hair piece on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no tricorder or anti-tricorder, only one great and omnipresent wing.
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Yes yes, but what about the jellybabies? What about the jellybabies??? (*Sobbing uncontrollably*)
Yes, yes, yes, but for the love of Chas, what about the jellybabies? Please tell me, what about the jellybabies?
Jellybabies have been declared illegal under the Chasriot Act. They contain jelly, and are babies, neither of which are acceptible in the post 13/8 world.
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