This is so unbelievable, it has to be a joke. Is The Times are respected newspaper?
The gist of it is that cats infect us with a parasite that makes men aggressive, scruffy loners and women promiscuous sex kittens. Do you mean to say cats infect us with catitis? CATS ARE CONTROLLING US!!!!
Actually, it turns out the rats are controlling the cats!! RATS ARE CONTROLLING US!!! Douglas Adams was right!
Perhaps what is becoming clear is the "possession"-like nature of diseases. Exorcists were ancient doctors, after all. Ever got the flu and simply wanted to kill everyone? That's the flu talking. Ever find yourself meowing on a fence for females? That's the catitis talking.
We are all DNA strands struggling to make sense of it all.
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