They know not what they do!
These mad scientists are creating a Philip K Dickbot! Philly K was always worried that he had been replaced by an android and went to great lengths to explore the possibility. By all that is sacred, what madness is this! The Dickbot will be programmed to act exactly as the speed-addicted-cia-harassed-cult-leader-sci-fi-genius. The android will be paranoid that it is an android! It's frankly Phildickian in it's phildickianess!
Mark my words, this will all end in saline excretions via a small tube connected next to the Dickbot's eye-camera.
Oh, and today, Michael Jackson was found not guilty. But in the Court of Chas, to the charges of Offending Life Itself, I find him GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES, except for owning pornography which is not a crime in the Law of Chas, except if it is child porn, in which case HANG, MICHAEL JACKSON SPAWN OF DEVIL, HANG! His punishment will be to live as Michael Jackson for the REST OF HIS LIFE! Too harsh? Perhaps, but the Court of Chas is cruel in it's Justice. For, as Daredevil teaches us, JUSTICE IS BLIND! As in, blind drunk!
Now, pass the Jesus Juice, I feel a revelation coming on!
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