Happy Quote

"Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you" - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Mofos

I have had the craziest life, when it comes to ideas. Being somewhat mad, I come up with ideas all the time. I usually fire off these crazy ideas to friends in emails and quietly note to myself that I should patent and/or get off my arse and pursue some of these ideas. Invariably, a day or a month or a year or so later my idea pops up in someone else's head and they make a billion dollars. A couple of months ago, I was remarking to a friend that surely the future for the iPod was as an input/storage device. You keep all your worldly files on your iPod, and simply connect it to devices all over the place. You put it in a small client-style laptop (ie just keyboard, processor and display) and it acts as hard disk and mouse. You put it in an ATM and it acts as an ATM card. And so on.

The fucktards at Apple are on to it. I'm going to start wearing a tinfoil hat.

Fafblog, now with more bogflaf

As always, Fafblog makes me laugh. I laugh so hard, milk comes out my nose. Except, I don't drink milk as I am lactose intolerant. A lactose bigot, you might say. I am lactosist. Nerf lactose. Nerf Chinese lacotse farmers. So coffee comes out my nose instead. Black coffee, with two sugars. This caused an expresso machine to come out my nose. So, I made a coffee with it and drank the coffee with heady anticipation of the next Fafblogism.

Q: So what's the plan?
A: The plan is to stick with the plan! If it ain't broke don't fix it.
Q: Why do we need the plan?
A: To stop terrorists like Saddam bin Laden from building another World Trade Center in Iraq - just so they can blow it up again.
Q: That would be horrible! How is the plan stopping them?
A: The plan is the central front in the war against terror! We invaded Iraq to get Iraqis to fight us in Iraq so they wouldn't fight us at home.
Q: The plan has cleverly lured them to where they already were, only in terrorist form!
A: Now you're catchin on!
Q: Hey, I know! We should invade like a small cardboard box. When all the terrorists attack there, we'll jump out of the way, tape up the box, and throw it in the ocean! No more terrorists!
A: Hey! No peeking ahead at the plan!