The Seer, reeling from his miscalculation about the capture of Osama, not realising the portents were simply indicating an appearance from The Beard, is prepared to call the 2004 US Presidential election in favour of George W. Bush. The Seer does not belong to the reality-based community. The portents and vision guides have indicated the spirit realm's affinity with George and his belief-based community. "Without faith, I am nothing", God says. "Without Tru Calling, I am Faith", says Eliza Dukshu. "Denny Crane", says Denny Crane. "CNN called it at 8:30pm USEST 4 years ago and was wrong, what makes you think you can do better, The Seer?", asks a small militant leprechaun from the Valley of Gold Pot(s). "What's USEST? Sounds like reality to me. I want nothing of it", says The Seer.
The Seer is also prepared to call the 2008 US Presidential election, FOUR YEARS BEFORE CNN!!!! The Seer calls it for Jebidiah Bush and his running mate Diebold Vice Presidentbot 8.0b.
The Seer has seen.
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