Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Bold prediction from the Seer

The Seer (me) has spoken:

"There are less than two weeks to go to the US President election. I predict the capture, alive or dead, of Osama (alias Usama) Bin Laden, within 1 WEEK!"

Believe it or not, The Seer has been right in the past. The Seer predicted the date (to the week) of capture of the Hitchhiker Serial Killer, Ivan Milat (have I remembered that right?), SIX WEEKS before his capture. The Seer even predicted the sequence of events leading to his capture.

The Seer also predicted the collapse of the North Twin Tower TWELVE SECONDS before its tragic fall, a full FOURTY SECONDS before the much vaunted news reader on CBS or CNN or NBC or whatever channel they were showing the events to The Seer, not letting The West Wing being interrupted for the pleasure.

The Seer also predicts CONTROVERSY. Whether The Seer's prediction is right or wrong CONTROVERSY will break out within TWELVE STANDARD MOONS!

The Seer know the CURE, however. MORE SLEEP and RELAXATION. Take the time to rest and charge your batteries for the onslaught of CONTROVERSY and SCANDAL that will engulf you, your family, your country and the fleas on your dog/cat/insert pet here.

YOU HAVE BEEN SEEN!

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