Indeed, I do. In fact, for many years now all "clothing" I "wear" is painted on.
I employ a team of artists who paint a new set of clothes on me every morning, requiring a 3am start with 4 hours of work. Every evening, they lovingly remove the paint using cotton swabs and a special goo derived from extra virgin olive oil. The team is led by an artiste (note the e) of exquisite skill, a lesbian albino midget dwarf with cybernetic leg extensions and a goatee beard name Klarmut. Her team, under her guidance, is so skilled at their craft that the illusion has been upheld for 12 years now with none any the wiser.
Even when I appear completely naked, it is actually Klarmut’s most ingenious creation.
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What a player. I mean, the collar says it all.
I notice the Lego-you has a painted on collar. Do you paint on your collar in real life?
Indeed, I do. In fact, for many years now all "clothing" I "wear" is painted on.
I employ a team of artists who paint a new set of clothes on me every morning, requiring a 3am start with 4 hours of work. Every evening, they lovingly remove the paint using cotton swabs and a special goo derived from extra virgin olive oil. The team is led by an artiste (note the e) of exquisite skill, a lesbian albino midget dwarf with cybernetic leg extensions and a goatee beard name Klarmut. Her team, under her guidance, is so skilled at their craft that the illusion has been upheld for 12 years now with none any the wiser.
Even when I appear completely naked, it is actually Klarmut’s most ingenious creation.
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