Blogs, news agencies and crazy guys with signs patrolling the streets are all reporting that an explosion in North Korea is nothing to be concerned about. Right on. I see how this works now. Where there is smoke, there is no fire. Where there is NO smoke, there is the potential for wanting to develop smoke programs that could destroy the civilised world.
However, all is not lost. Mother nature owns the Korean DMZ. Which is the most uplifting bit of news I have read all hour. Sure, the odd tiger and robotic bunny rabbit (gratitous Full Throttle homage) are going boom, which is bad, but consider 40 or 50 genereations from now when nature itself has disarmed the DMZ and Man can move back in. All the trees we will have at our disposal for creating paper and chairs and weird wooden masks to put on our walls and the tiger rugs and the robotic bunny rabbit door stops. A new age for mankind will begin. A new leaf will be turned over to expose the un-Australia pure underbelly ready to be set alight for the good of all mankind.
Thank God, for He created Nature for Us.
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