You think what now?

Religion Definition
are you mono or polytheistic?	i am plastic and electric
do you subscribe to a major religion?	no, but they send me their newsletters anyway
how do you feel about Jesus?	using my feelings
what holy book do you feel is most accurate (Bible, Koran, etc)	Leonard Maltins Movie Guide
do you believe in reincarnation?	yes
do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell?	no
do you believe in ANY heaven and/or hell?	mental
do you think the god(s) are vengeful or nice?	dont believe in gods
do you believe in angels?	no
do you believe in miracles?	no
do you believe in predestination?	no
do you believe in original sin?	no
do you believe in freedom of will?	yes
do you believe in souls?	yes
what do you think will happen to you when you die?	change
do you think there will be an armageddon?	i liked the original, but I dont think theyll make a sequel although a have a great idea for one
why do you think we exist?	to enjoy existing
do you believe in life on other planets?	yes
do you believe in evolution?	yes
do you think religion and science will always oppose the other?	science is a religion
what would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?	This is BULLshit.
anything else we should know?	from the ignorance inherent in the questions, Id say there is ALOT you should know
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